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taisiasr:

Last Offspring’s video
Gifs made by me

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british-da:

August 23 2014 

Fish, beach, sleep 💕

On this day, we ate the most epic pistachio ice cream ever.
It’s homemade and aidjwkdowofofowkdkfidkskdifjdkdkddkekdkdifjskdidjskdkfidjskdidjsksldocucjl

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danish-butter:

This fish traveled the world and the seven seas.

true story alert: my partner and I were out fishing. It was her first time ever actually holding a fishing rod. And luckily it was my honor to teach her everything I know of the activity.
Thanks to my amazing instruction (ok no), we caught 15 fish + a crab that she latched onto her hook somehow.
Well anyways, getting a bit off topic here sorry.

One of the lizardfish that we caught was at the brink of dying. So we took it as bait rather returning him to the sea.
And so, my partner decapitated him and with my help we filmed this video.

Ain’t it cool? :3

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chirikalovesjill:

Credits [X1] [X2]

Chris in a nutshell

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yes-percyjacksonismylife:

theodd1sout:

I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend. 

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I EXPECTED SOMETHING DEEPLY EMOTIONAL
BUT NO
I LEARNED WHAT NOT TO DO
IF I WANNA BECOME THIS GUY’S FRIEND

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brainstatic:

owlturdcomix:

It’s still learning.

Oh my god I feel so bad for this clock I’m going to cry.

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angstpenis:

How I flirt

angstpenis:

How I flirt

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richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

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